Hangxiety Helper was dreamt up by a mad scientist in Greenpoint, Brooklyn during the worst part of the pandemic. This man, we’ll call him Roof because that’s his name, used his knowledge of plants and herbs and concocted this creation through rigorous trial and error.

Originally called “Mother’s Little Helper,” Roof started selling this product at a local bar in Ridgewood, Queens, attracting a handsome, yet fat and alcoholic young man named Jay. Jay fell in love with Roof’s concoction and started buying it regularly (even promoting it on his podcast.) Jay liked it so much, that, as a matter of fact, when Roof decided he had too much on his plate opening a world-class restaurant in Fort Greene and raising a child, Jay decided to take over the company, rebranding it “Hangxiety Helper.”

Hangxiety Helper is vegetarian and is completely plant-based and natural. It contains 4 simple ingredients: Milk Thistle Powder for liver support, Hovenia Dulcis (Japanese Raisin Tree extract) which promotes healthy liver metabolism, L-Cysteine which is an Amino Acid that promotes cell function in the liver, and Spirulina which is a high nutrient-filled algae they say is good for easing anxiety (or hang-xiety in this case.)

Hangxiety Helper is not a cure-all and can only go so far with what it has to offer. If you have a truly debaucherous evening, try taking 4 instead of 2, but you’ll most likely still have a few regrets the following day. That being said, the most common testimonial is that Hangxiety Helper takes 10 years off your hangover. If you are 41, you’ll feel hungover like you were 31. If you’re 31, you’ll feel hungover like you were 21. If you’re 21, you’ll... well you get the idea.

So give it a shot! Take two pills with water at the end of the night and relive your youth when you could wake up after partying and do something other than complain!